• Arvo: Fuck you.
  • Kenny: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little shitbird? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the National Fisherman Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on urban terrorist groups, and I have over 300 fixed-up boats. I am trained in sea warfare and I’m the top truck driver in the entire state of Florida. You are nothing to me but just another commie piece of shit. I will wipe you the fuck out with boat artillery the likes of which has never been seen before in all of America, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me, you little Carver-worshipper? Think again, shitbird. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Clementines across Georgia and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the boats, shitbird. The boats that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Arvo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my urban friend Lee's powers. Not only am I extensively trained in urban combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Wellington, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of America, you little shitbird. If only you could have known what unholy boat hell your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn commie. I will beat the hell out of you and break your glasses. You’re fucking dead, Arvo.
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I made a compilation of all the times (I could find) of Aleks speaking Russian. 

"Hello my fellow Nobs. You are now watching a new video from me, ImmortalHD that’s made just for us. Please give me all of your money, just me. Thank you. I really love you. And of course, Nobs 4 lyf."

"What are you doing? I told you when I do -this- you’re supposed to quickly throw me the game. Why can’t you understand that?! You are a huge idiot!"

"Can we please beat the small children that were there?" (wtf Aleks)

"What kind of cake do you like?"

“‘Can you speak Russian?’ No, I can’t speak Russian. And everything that I’m saying right now is random, and I have no idea what I’m saying. I have no idea how to speak Russian.”

"Now I’m going to speak Russian because no one here is going to know what I’m saying and people can only understand me when I’m speaking English."

"Damn dude, maybe. Can we tell him what he was doing was really gross? I can tell him. Thanks? A lot?"

heck yeah

I didn’t know I needed this so much in my life

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  • me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
  • me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
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I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.


If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.


It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

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